You were the chosen one!

You were the chosen one!

This was written collaboratively with my husband, who is slowly becoming a communist I’m pretty sure. The joke was originally about how it’s more socially acceptable in the U.S. to be caught looking at porn than communist literature, but it kinda became something else?
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When I was a kid, my parents owned a book called The Naked Communist, which DID NOT LIVE UP TO ITS TITLE. This is my humble way of balancing out that oversight. If you’d told me as a kid that I’d one day draw Karl Marx and the Monopoly guy about to have space sex, I’d have said, “Who’s Karl Marx?”

This was written collaboratively with my husband, who is slowly becoming a communist I’m pretty sure. The joke was originally about how it’s more socially acceptable in the U.S. to be caught looking at porn than communist literature, but it kinda became something else?

NSFW bonus panel under the cut!

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I… don’t even know.

I… don’t even know.

Yes of course Q buys all his road spikes at Staples why do you ask

Yes of course Q buys all his road spikes at Staples why do you ask

Things can get awkward when you make friends with food.

Things can get awkward when you make friends with food.

And a bonus comic today. I needed to draw some tako kitty after that super-heavy week of comics.

And a bonus comic today. I needed to draw some tako kitty after that super-heavy week of comics.

Fun fact: I grew up as a super devout Mormon. I stopped believing when I was 18, but I still spend a lot of time thinking about those beliefs.

A core tenet of Mormonism is that God used to be a mortal human like us, then went on to become a perfect being in an eternal afterlife, creating endless worlds and having endless children, and we can do the same thing if we follow all the rules. I would love a huge extension on my lifespan, but an eternal extension, especially as a perfected being, seems to pose some terrifying problems.

Also, after finishing these comics, I realized I’d basically just made a Chick tract warning against the horrors of Mormonism. So, of course, I had to make some covers:

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Maybe Frank is the mutant mole rat and he’s totally sick of that joke

Maybe Frank is the mutant mole rat and he’s totally sick of that joke

The ants’ strategy was a success?

The ants’ strategy was a success?

davidmalki:

Don’t you DARE try to put rocks in your pockets to try to qualify to be a mailman! WE WILL FIND YOU OUT

Lynx-eyed examiners OMG! I couldn’t not draw this:

davidmalki:

Don’t you DARE try to put rocks in your pockets to try to qualify to be a mailman! WE WILL FIND YOU OUT

Lynx-eyed examiners OMG! I couldn’t not draw this:

Weird, but not unheard of. Bananas Foster… Cherries jubilee… Crêpes Suzette… Wait, maybe a reversed adjective actually means that something has been soaked in booze and set on fire?

Weird, but not unheard of. Bananas Foster… Cherries jubilee… Crêpes Suzette… Wait, maybe a reversed adjective actually means that something has been soaked in booze and set on fire?

Bird studies.
Based on photos by Chris Morgan. Sources here and here.

Bird studies.

Based on photos by Chris Morgan. Sources here and here.

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1137
(burn everything. the heat lifts you faster.)
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I happened to draw today’s comic the same day this posted, and I almost died! I promise I wrote mine before reading this, haha.

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1137

(burn everything. the heat lifts you faster.)

buy this print

I happened to draw today’s comic the same day this posted, and I almost died! I promise I wrote mine before reading this, haha.