At least centaurs can consent? :/

At least centaurs can consent? :/

Starting a new week.

Starting a new week.

It’s my most edible offering yet!

It’s my most edible offering yet!

They weren’t kidding

They weren’t kidding

Friggin Prismacolors especially

Friggin Prismacolors especially

The concept of a virtually-all-powerful slave never made much sense to me.

The concept of a virtually-all-powerful slave never made much sense to me.

The Tree of Life is super radioactive apparently. Also, poorly named.

The Tree of Life is super radioactive apparently. Also, poorly named.

In which John finally gets more than two lines of dialogue and Ted is falling asleep.

In which John finally gets more than two lines of dialogue and Ted is falling asleep.

Might be time to cut him off

Might be time to cut him off

I sometimes feel this strange pity for wasted things. Like that head of lettuce that spent so much time and energy growing only to be forgotten in the crisper drawer. Or even just the last few drops of juice in a glass. Like, I think of a glass of juice and everything involved in its journey to my glass, and how those last few drops are the ones that were randomly fated not to be drunk after all that trouble. So yeah… weird stuff goes on in my head sometimes.

I sometimes feel this strange pity for wasted things. Like that head of lettuce that spent so much time and energy growing only to be forgotten in the crisper drawer. Or even just the last few drops of juice in a glass. Like, I think of a glass of juice and everything involved in its journey to my glass, and how those last few drops are the ones that were randomly fated not to be drunk after all that trouble. So yeah… weird stuff goes on in my head sometimes.

30 days to flawless flippers with this one weird trick discovered by a stay at home sea captain BIOETHICISTS HATE HIM

30 days to flawless flippers with this one weird trick discovered by a stay at home sea captain BIOETHICISTS HATE HIM

It’s a life sentence. Sorry.

It’s a life sentence. Sorry.

Keep that up and you’ll be a star in no time!

Keep that up and you’ll be a star in no time!

I can’t believe no one’s thought of this before! Think how much we’ll save on manufacturing

I can’t believe no one’s thought of this before! Think how much we’ll save on manufacturing

Once upon a time my husband had a crazy dream about a waffle cone tornado

Once upon a time my husband had a crazy dream about a waffle cone tornado